Cowboy In The Gay Bar. Options

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A Cowboy Walks into a Gay

>A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
>"What the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
>
> When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of
>your penis?"The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is
>a drink."
>
> The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
>name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just
>Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It
>really Satisfies.'"
>
>The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a
>second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who
>is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks
>back and says with a smile, "Timex." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
>The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
>
>A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to
>be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
>
>The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because Quality is
>Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
>
>The guy next to him then says, "I call mine Chevy... Like a Rock!" and gives
>a wink.
>
>Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
>with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
>exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me a beer."
>
>The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
>asks, "Why Secret?"The cowboy says, because it's " STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN,
>BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!


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