God Is Good Options

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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle
along the way and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I
will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence
of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American
women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !" The
annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.

God is good.