New Drug Ad?!, Gotta love this one! Options

[bozodog]

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> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
>
> Do you suffer from shyness?
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
> pharmacist about Tequila.
> Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
> yourself and your actions.
>
> Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
> that you're ready and willing to do
> just about anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a
> regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
> from living the life you want to live.
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
> discover many talents! you never knew you had.
>
> Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
> Tequila may not be right for everyone.
> Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
>
> However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
> encouraged to try it.
> Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
> erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
> money, loss of virginity,delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
> dehydration, dry mouth,and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
> rounds of Strip Poker,Truth Or Dare, and Naked
> Twister.
>
> Ask Your Doctor or Pharmacist.