 Wise Grandmother |
 Sep 29 2005, 11:31 AM
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the closet father  Group: ClosetAdmin Posts: 260 Joined: 20-April 05 Member No.: 8  |
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of
her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. . . and believe me, it helps me sleep at night." |
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