Mort Tells A Story Options

[bozodog]

[19:51] * Moriarty takes a book off of the Mort bookcase and begins to read...
[19:51] <Moriarty> The story begins many years ago, in the US where.
[19:51] <Moriarty> Moriarty decided to investigate.
[19:51] <Moriarty> Moriarty felt so desperate that he was ready to ask for a complete central heating system from any one
[19:51] <Moriarty> They quickly ate their catflap to eat what was spinning.
[19:51] <Moriarty> Moriarty wished that he had a catflap of his own
[19:51] <Moriarty> They were obliged to chop that day under a green carrot in the TV studio, for there were no knobs near.
[19:51] <Moriarty> Moriarty followed the others into thepub and discovered what they were so excited about. An entire room filled with beautiful, deadly carrots.
[19:51] <Moriarty> +space
[19:51] <Moriarty> The tension rose as thewitch started getting closer and closer. Moriarty could her them saying "dvs a lesbian biker nun"
[19:51] <Moriarty> oops
[19:51] <Moriarty> Moriarty and his friend sari worked together to get rid of the tree blocking their path.They said to each other, "My underwear is too tight "
[19:51] <Moriarty> But after all that, we decided we were much happier at home, so we left. preciouses