Shitty Mcgimp, The Saga of Cripple Poopenstein Options

[Gimpi]

20.29.39 Filefly: so i went over to hilltop apartments
20.29.50 Filefly: almost exactly 20 minutes away on the scooter
20.29.57 Filefly: to visit my friend tanya
20.30.17 Filefly: and if you recall, i had eaten chicken with wing sauce earlier
20.30.24 Gimpi: mmhm
20.30.34 Filefly: so while i was there, i made dinner for her
20.30.40 Filefly: we ate
20.30.55 Filefly: immediately afterwards i started to feel sick
20.31.02 Filefly: i was like "i have to go. now."
20.31.05 Filefly: so i left
20.31.22 Filefly: i was praying to every diety i could think of, the whole way home
20.31.32 Filefly: i open the door to my apartment
20.31.47 Filefly: grab my chair, rip the cushion off, throw a garbage bag on it
20.32.02 Gimpi: oh god
20.32.10 Filefly: as i'm transferring (in midair) i can't hold it anymore
20.32.31 Filefly: i landed in my chair and literally started crying
20.32.37 Filefly: because i knew
20.32.46 Filefly: not only did i have to shower for the second time today
20.32.53 Filefly: but i'd have to do laundry again too
20.33.02 Filefly: so i go into the bathroom
20.33.03 Filefly: shower
20.33.08 Filefly: I DON'T HAVE A TOWEL
20.33.12 Filefly: fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
20.33.49 Filefly: so i have to go from the bathroom to my room, soaking wet, balls hanging out, praying no one can see in the front window
20.34.01 Gimpi: lmao
20.34.03 Filefly: get dressed, get my laundry supplies
20.34.14 Filefly: the laundry stuff is next door, in the next apartment
20.34.28 Filefly: so i have to go outside, throw all my stuff in, etc
20.34.36 Filefly: the 85-year old woman comes out
20.34.45 Filefly: starts yelling at me for waking her up
20.34.57 Filefly: i held up (with two fingers) my boxer shorts
20.35.06 Filefly: she goes back inside without a word
20.35.10 Gimpi: LOL
20.35.44 Filefly: "GODDAMN IT YOU WOKE ME UP! I'M GONNA UNPLUG THE WASHER! SON OF A BITCH!"
20.36.00 Filefly: i was thinking "dude if you unplug the washer and this sits here all night..."
20.36.05 Filefly: oh god.
20.36.12 Gimpi: heh
20.36.20 Filefly: moldy and shitty
20.36.24 Filefly: mmm mmmm.
20.37.01 Filefly: but what pisses me off
20.37.12 Filefly: i can't transfer off the scooter
20.37.25 Filefly: i have to transfer to the chair in order to get to a toilet
20.37.32 Gimpi: oh god
20.37.33 Filefly: so i couldn't take a dump at her place
20.37.40 Filefly: i had to leave and come all the way home
20.37.56 Filefly: god it was like the apocolypse
20.38.08 Gimpi: brb, i have to post something to the naughtycloset forums
20.38.12 Filefly: oh no
20.38.23 Filefly: you're not really...
20.38.25 Filefly: ??
20.38.31 Gimpi: whaaaaa?
20.38.35 Filefly: are you?
20.38.40 Gimpi: may i?
20.38.43 Filefly: sure
20.38.47 Gimpi: k

[sin]

poor filefly. nobody loves him today. well... many dont love him today. *I* do though. *hugs*