Bubba Vs. The Potato Options

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>The best "Bubba" joke I've heard in a while...
>
>Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
>attract the girls.
>
>He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. It's those big baggy
>swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool.. They're years
>outta style.
>
>Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too
>little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them.
>
>I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want!
>
>The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking
>new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
>
>Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering
>their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!
>
>Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong
>now?"
>
>"Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"