My Dad Is A Weirdo Options

[sin]

Something funny to break up the day.....

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an IPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------because I'm cool like that.
Black------- because that's how I roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None------Because I cant control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your friends.

my (real) dad's was "i yelled at your mom because im cool like that". it was in the subject line and i was thinking, wtf did you yell at mom for?! (even funnier, we all had dinner together for the first time in 6 years last night) and i was thinking he'd actually yelled at my mom.

so anyway, im "i kicked your mom because thats how i roll."

[bozodog]

It figures.... I ran over your mom because I was drunk.

Good deal on having dinner with them after so long. Have fun???

[robroy]

I loved a Mexican because I can't control myself
heh my wife is part Mexican so that turns out to be true